Morally ambiguous mastermind. Holds a PHD in Criminal Engineering. Enjoys sunsets, long walks on the beach and global domination. Allergic to kittens.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
just some of the things offered under my despotic rule…
(Source: iraffiruse)
and now you know…
story of my life…
The last HERO raid left the offices a little worse for wear - they even took most of my Gadgets (plus a number of kitchen implements that they suspected of being a Gadget)
Operations in the Italian HQ have ramped up
(Source: snarksandkisses)
Admittedly, the minion quarters are a bit of a fixer-upper
Latest lair - situated somewhere in the Scottish Highlands
dammit Batman, I told you, I’VE GOT THIS - chill the fuck out.
I’m not about to let the world end until I’m good and ready.
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
see? it’s not just me
(Source: turtlebrush)
…and who says the youth of today have no ambition?
(Source: fuckyeahragetoons)
